Day 7: Draw The Last Two Names and Describe What Would Happen if the Two Meet.
Reiji Azuma ” Phantom: Requiem for the Phantom”
Tomoya Okazaki “Clannad”
I refused to make this some yaoi fantasy
I really don’t know under what circumstances that would ever happen that would result in them meeting. but I’ll try my best
Tomoya: “Why is it you’ve brought me here?”
Reiji: “I have reason to believe you’re Infernos’ next target.”
Tomoya: (unamused) :”Yea? I have no clue what you’re talking about”
Reiji: “Just listen and do as I say and everything should resolve itself.”
Tomoya: (slightly intrigued)"Why do you have a gun?
Reiji: “Just think of it as insurance of yours and my own survival”
Tomoya: “Okay I’m going to leave”
Reiji: “Well if you want to see Nagisa alive I would advise you not to do that.”
Tomoya:(angrily approaches Reiji) WHAT DID YOU DO TO NAGISA??!!
Reiji: “ I’ve been trying to figure this out myself but I didn’t take her”
Tomoya: ”JUST TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???”
Reiji: “Inferno is a group who goes after persons of interests to achieve some type of gain. I use to be part of this group however I am no longer.”
Tomoya: “I don’t care about that what is it they want with Nagisa!!!”
Reiji: ”It’s not her they want it’s you, She is just initiative to get what they want. So what would they have to gain from eliminating you?
Tomoya:(shocked) Eliminating me?????
Okay I’m just going to stop it right there lol
A proudly gay man gets offended when a coworker raises some complaints with his behavior around the office.
Sometimes things aren’t the way we think they are.
how did I see that coming
also this is how I imagine tumblr in cubicles, at least the parts where some people are overly sexual about everything and assume when someone doesn’t like their stuff their homophobic, or transfobic or any other phobic
still though it’s a great video
i fucking love this video
Holy shit key and peele why are you so amazing?
Their stuff is actually reeeeal smart.
ngl, first time I ever saw this video my first thought was of tumblr.
"I’m not persecuted, I’m just an asshole!"
Day 5: Rate Character
Rate: 10!! SEXY!!! lol
(This might seem like a conflict of interest. but no seriously I put the list of names in a list scrambler because I was too lazy to write them down and luckily she is who I came up with lol)
Besides being a total babe, She’s smart, she speaks her mind and she can hold her own under pressure…….with a gun. lol but when it came down to it she has a softer emotional side. That just made her just perfect all around.
When a feminist say “You don’t know what feminism is about! Do your research!” They fail to realize that in fact they are the one making the claim of “feminism is good” there for it is their job to provide proof. This is call the burden of proof. You make the claim you prove it to me.
So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.
that was the best safe-sex talk ever.
Why I am suspicious of those who say they got pregnant because a condom “broke”…
HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER USED A CONDOM. HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD SEX YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CONDOMS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m sick of this shit. Just because a condom has a tensile force high enough to withstand inflation does not mean it can comfortably fit any penis. No one wants latex literally stretched against a boner like it is in this pic. A condom that is too small causes added friction which can lead to the condom tearing. If someone tells you it is too small, you LISTEN. YOU DO NOT HAVE RAW SEX WITH THEM. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING. YOU GO BUY A MAGNUM. There are even sizes above that. SO NO THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO SAY THAT A PERSON CANNOT WEAR ANY CONDOMS BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FIT IN CERTAIN SIZES. And whoever the fuck said they don’t believe condoms break is literally fucking stupid as hell. You didn’t even try to think you slut shaming ignorant ass. Condoms do not break from things not fitting in them. They break due to frictional forces without sufficient lubricant and air bubbles trapped in the reservoir tip that push through the latex upon ejaculation. Proper application requires that the tip be pinched to remove this air while it is rolled down the shaft. Very few people know this due to the rampant lack of appropriate sex ed. Proper condom application technique and education is crucial to effective birth control and STI protection. So before you go spouting your ignorant crap, how bout you think about your penised partner and the overall function of a condom and try to spread real education rather than shaming people.
Thank you for articulating what most cannot even comprehend. <3